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Grabbing the edges of your pillow over your ears too muffle the noise of your fuck boy roommates at 4am
"Bros you're being so loud can you quiet down?"
"Nah man, suck a fat one and pillow taco your shit."
Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.
"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."
A word to describe an individual who cannot express their feelings toward their crush. In some cases, cannot even speak a single word when in front of the special individual.
Ex.” I’ve had a crush on her for 3 years and I still haven’t been able to have a convo with her. I’M SO PILLOW SHY!!!.
Those little cylindrical shaped pillows that are in hotel rooms.
Stephen: "Hey! Stop hitting me with your cock pillow."
Adam: "You threw your cock pillow at me first!"
Breasts that cannot hold their own shape, and offer no resistance to inquisitive fingers.
Man, popped those suckers out of the bra. They just flopped right the fuck down, pillow tits, big time.
Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.
Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.
A man that lies on his back with his arms over his head and allows the woman to do all the work, with a big grin on his face.
Don the "pillow prince" lays back doing nothing cuz it might fall out if he moves.