a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!
yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.
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A Philadelphia band founded in 2010 by four people: Caleb, Aden, Zach, and Sam. All of the members of the band wear pirate outfits, remembering Caleb's pirate Great Grandfather, Caleb III.
They perform 10's style music, such as the hit song "Dead Caleb" in the album of the same name. They are noted to have also made parodies of songs such as "Grenade" by Bruno Mars, their song being called "I will throw a grenade at ya".
Caleb and the Pirates wrote over 20 songs in 2010.
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Reverse Pirating is defined as when a pirate gives other pirates their treasure instead of keeping it for themselves, a.k.a being a "Philanthropirate".
"Let's go do some Reverse Pirating, Mates!"
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The hardest drugs you can find all combined together and administered in a really sketchy way. Kinda like a jeffery, but way less legit. typically injected by balloons through an unsterile needle.
In Blackbeard's final battle, he was trippin so hard on pirate drugs that he was shot 17 times and kept fighting. He also killed nearly 300 thousand British and French sailors that day.
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An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.
Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!
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A person of Jewish faith: Typically a Jew that is over ambitious and "Pirates" another person's idea or invention. They have also been know to exploit small children into helping them. Akin to: Vikings, Sea Pirates and Groundhogs.
That Hooknosed Pirate SOB, I invented the internet! Not him!!
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Someone, usually a new/infrequent acquaintance, who is constantly trying to sabotage your relationship with your girlfriend in the hopes of swooping in and taking your place.
Chauncy: I'm gonna be at the party around 10, you guys coming?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?
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