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Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?
Mine does
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A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup
When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work
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After recieving a massive load in your mouth you spit it back up &grab your nearest mouth wash and gargle for 2 minutes. after yourr gargle you swallow it and you recieve a cool yet salty yet pleasing texture taste in your mouth Leaving you with nice breath and a perfectly white&clean smile. =
Hey Josh just blew a big load in Ryans mouth.. eye witnesses say that "before ryan went in he had nasty moldy yellow teeth but when exiting he came out with minty fresh breath and a pearly white smile.. Damn that nigga must of got "The Salty Pleasing Punisher!"
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Urban Dictionary is now flooded with bullies, insults, and bad words.
Please stop it now. Please stop the bullies to make Urban Dictionary look better. Delete bad words. Delete words with insulting definitions. Delete all negative words with meanings. Make Urban Dictionary better.
Please stop bully now!
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Should be the nickname for Antoine Walker - the trigger-happy NBA player who misses too many shots from outside the arc.
We went to the recent Timberwolves game and saw Chucking Threes Please ... oh well at least he's having fun eh.
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Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.
After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.
This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.
The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.
Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.
After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.
He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”
And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.
Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
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phrase shouted in frustration when a girl wont open her legs, girl often known as a dick tease
girl: im on my period
boy: GET IT OUT.....please
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