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regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods
dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?
nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.
When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.
Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.
This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread
That fella has a poor man's diet
A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.
Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.