Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets

Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets

Poor boy napkin

The act of being so poor that you can’t afford to buy actual napkins, so you have to rip off part of your brown lunch bag to use as a napkin.

Dude #1: Yo dawg, why are you ripping your lunch bag?
Dude #2: It’s a poor boy napkin cuh, I blew all my money on strippers and cocaine so I can’t afford to buy actual napkins.
Dude #1: Sheeiiiit that blows

Poor People Airpods

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods

dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.

poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.

You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.