Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.

"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'

Porche

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.

"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"

vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.