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someone who suddenly dresses like a scene person (badly) probably dye their hair and pretend to listen to music scene kids do.
usually add all of the famous myspace whores to make themselves feel like myspace royalty
change from one style that is completely different from scene just to try and fit in with scene kids
does things because they think its the "scene" thing to do
scene poser chick: hey guess what? i have 500 friends on myspace and im a vegan and i bought an afi shirt!! and tomorrow im dying my hair black!
real deal: thats nice poser skank go back to being a prep now, thanks
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Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.
If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
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actually spelt emo posuer
someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is
emo posers need to stop cutting their wrists and get a life thats not what emo is about
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Someone who is too much of a loser to be a loser so he has to pretend hto be a loser. Acutally spelt Goth Poseur
"I weaar all black and worship Satan! Fear me because I listen to Marilyn Manson and that makes me hardcore. I'm going to sit in a dark corner and cry about how bad my life is even though my daddy is rich because I'm hardcore."
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A retarded fag who pretends they're emo, searches/googles for emo bands on the net and downloads their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), tends to over exaggerate their problems, cuts his/her wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tells everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"
<Emo poser>: Dude, I think I'm emo. Look at what I did to my wrist. Uurgh, I don't even know why I did it, I hate myself, everybody hates me. *sobs*
<Not emo poser>: Mmmkaaayy......
<Emo poser>: Some people even said that I look emo with these glasses. *shows the "emo-looking" glasses and smiles*
<Not emo poser>: Uhh...ok...whatever you say. *rolls eyes*
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someone who trys to look or act seen when they are really far from it.
Scene Poser: Bring Me The HoriZon is the b3st b@nd evaa!!, There so br00tal. S0 ar3 sk8 board3r$$
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Eco from the word Ecology, poser meaning one who tries to fit into a set idea or look for the pure esthetics, not truly believing in what they are doing or pretending to be.
An eco-poser is that person, we all know at least one, who buys all the eco-friendly non-toxic household products, organic local growns, hybrids and other 'green'ery. They really do not 'do' anything to help our earth, they just purchase over priced stuff from companies that try to help. So they wear the hemp and eat the organic, but do they actually take time out of there cell phone lives to give a helping hand? There lies the poser.
Ian was not an eco poser. The persistent permeation of French fries in his house was a dead give away.
Emma is such an eco poser dressed in her pseudo crunchie clothing, hanging out at starbucks, never using a togo cup.
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