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Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)
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What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.
I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!
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A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level
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Dominican beer, that hits you hard. Is the only beer better than coronas.
Loko pasate un seis the presidentes.
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Traime 10 presidentes cuando vengas de santo dominigo.
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A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.
He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.
Our beautiful fucking president.
All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.
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ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGAR...a robot president like terminator
see governator
Arnold schwartzeneggar will become presintator of the U.S.
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A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.
Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.
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