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A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.
(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)
Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.
A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
Someone is really, really pretty or beautiful just like all the time
“Yea, Jordyn is heavy on the pretty frfr”
Someone who is certainly pretty, but, to the person declaring it, is not pretty enough to be attracted to sexually.
"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."
"He must think you're pretty as a friend."