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When a guy has big balls and a small {penis} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.
Susie: Last {night} I was gonna {fuck} Johnny a he had a total pumpkin boner, so I got my ass outta there.
Claire: Ewww, sick.
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When a person or animal eats another person's or animal's ass(In a sexual way), and shit starts to come out, but you just keep going.
Girl 1: Last night John went down on my ass and started going to town on it. I started relaxing a little too much, a little bit of shit came out!
Girl 2: Did John stop to throw up?
Girl 1: NO! He just kept going, so gross. I didn't know he was a "pumpkin eater"...
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receiving a blow job while at Orioles Park at Camden yard.
During the hour rain delay, to kill time I made my girl give me an orange pumpkin in women's bathroom.
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Occurs during copulation between two homosexual males. The penetrating male inserts his phallus into the anal cavity of the reciever with great force. Quickly after forced insertion, the excrement covered phallus is quickly removed and violently slapped across the back of the receiver (much like the removal of the internal material from a pumpkin during the Western religious cult holiday of Hallow's Eve before carving). The excrement is quickly set ablaze, completing the act of a "Gay Pumpkin".
Want to know the real principal of 'Scorched Earth'? Gay pumpkin.
-Stalin
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1)Someone who has a broad knowlage of and or an unhealthy obsession with the band The Smashing Pumpkins
"theres not one thing that guy doesnt know about the smashing pumpkins, he's a full blown pumpkin head"
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The last couple of days have been a real kick in the greasy pumpkin.
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Someone whos parents were either George Bush or a clown-like whore, or even both.
"Hey, Barbara, we all know that your REAL mom was that sexy clown whore on the Las Vegas streets. Don't lie to us, Pumpkin Potato."
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