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The act of your finger going through an insufficient amount of toilet paper during anal wipe age.
Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.
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When someone is staring at you for so long you start to feel abused by their glare.
Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."
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1. To punch someone in the wiener
2. To punch someone with ones wiener
1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.
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The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.
“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”
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A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
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An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.
I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.
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water and sugar mixed to create a ghetto fabolous drink on a hot but broke afternoon
when you run out of cool aid or juice you can drink City Punch for a satisfying taste
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