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An awesome band, greatest songs are: smoke on the water, black night, strange kind of woman
Deep Purple are way cool, man
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A combination of the greatest color that ever existed, Purple, and the greatest animal that ever existed, Llama, forming a godlike creature known as the purple llama.
John: Man, I'm so high.
Bill: Hey, man, I think I just saw a purple llama fly by!
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A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)
"I just copped a P of Granddaddy Purple from the club"
"I got grapes yadida?"
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When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.
Purple Russian
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The act of being deep throated by a midget
I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
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Good ass weed. Gets you fucked up so easily.
Dude, you got that good shit? Yep, I got that Purple Haze bitchhhh!
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Damn, that was some dank ass mutha fuckin purple trainwreck
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