Putting on the Ritz

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.

Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

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put an address on it

To put a hit on a person.

Keep talking that talk, we gonna put an address on it.

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"Put it on a billboard!"

To put your information on blast. To let everyone know your business.

Example: "Put it on a billboard!" Sha-Sha is pregnant, again, for the 12th time.

Example: "Put it on a billboard!" My check finally came in the mail.

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put a bird on it

Used to express your displeasure with a person or situation. Derived from "flipping the bird" and the IFC show Portlandia's put a bird on it skit.

That memo?!? You can put a bird on it.

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to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that

A non-literal phrasal verb declaring oneself to be supportive of and in agreement to another's idea, suggestion or recommendation. More common among males but also heard by the few females that know how to relax, not be prudish and accept that it probably is a really good time to have a dick to put in things.

(to put one's dick in that/ put my dick in that)

"Bruh, that storm last night brought 18 inches of fresh pow up at Solitude! Should we strap on the boards and go shred the gnar!?"

"Oh yipee! I'll put my dick in that! Just remember, no friends on powder days. I'll be there, you just worry about keeping up bruh."

Putting for birdie

A saying, derived from the golf phrase of the same name, used as an innuendo of masturbation.

Bill: Hey, Jim, is your son still putting for birdie? Jim:Yup. I tried getting him a girlfriend, but...

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Put a boy on

Where a older woman seeks a younger man for intimate relations.

"Samantha says her husband Paul's junk isnt working so she's going to put a boy on."

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