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runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018


Blade Runner

1. A film released at the year 1982. The plot follows Rick Deckard, a "blade runner", returns to his job for him to "retire" a group of replicants. Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Harrison Ford as Deckard. It is also well-known for being a cult classic and it's 7 versions. A sequel, named Blade Runner 2049, was released on 2017. Starring Ryan Gosling in the lead role and Harrison Ford returning as Deckard.

2. A special police force that are assigned to "retire" (kill) replicants. They are similar to bounty hunters.

"That Blade Runner movie was so cool! I was so impressed at the visuals even it was made before."

by Mr. Vertigo November 13, 2021


Blade Runner

"The novella began as a story treatment for a proposed film adaptation of Alan E. Nourse's novel The Bladerunner. (Some sources describe Burroughs' work as a closet screenplay.) A later edition published in the 1980s changed the formatting of the title to Blade Runner, a movie.

Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels.

...Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels."

--Wikipedia--

Sushi restaraunt guy: "He says you are blade runner"

Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard): "Tell him I'm eating"

by Impostor_713 March 7, 2017


Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020


Spirit Runner

Where people stand opposite each other forming a "person tunnel" cheering someone on.

We made a spirit runner for my sister Melissa as she was going into surgery.

by smcsr December 19, 2022


runner bang

A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.

"Aw mate I just fucked this chick and ran away"
"So you did a runner bang..... Nice!"

by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017


Covid Runner

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic

The Covid Runners are out

by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020