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Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.
“Russell Yearwood is dumber than a sweet potato”
A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
A person who moves away and leaves the people who care about him so much alone
Cullen mark Russell League is someone who I am in love with
Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.
Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"
The act of getting railed from behind by a donkey while also drinking whale sperm out of a 49ers collectors cup.
After Russell Wilson signed his new contract he celebrated with a Kenny Russell
A true king amongst mere mortals. A genuine soul that is typically too cool
For school.
Russell gorbaty is such An amazing human.