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Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 5, 2012


Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021


Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 14, 2023


Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 13, 2006


safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 2, 2017


Safety in numbers

There is safety in numbers because numbers protect people, they allow people to hide. The one standing alone isn't protected by anyone else.

A lot of people spend their entire life protected by numbers, because they know there is safety in numbers. They can hide in plain sight or out of sight when they have numbers on their side, it's a defense mechanism.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021


safety hat

the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety

nath where’s the safety hat?

by Obi2709 October 2, 2021