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A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.
Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.
Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.
I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.
I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.
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The art of licking someones arsehole. Otherwise known as Rimming.
Baby, tonight im gonna toss your salad.
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I had my salad tossed last night.
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Do you fancy some salad tossing?
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An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.
Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.
She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.
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A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine
"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"
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to throw various greens around
I enjoy tossing salads frequently
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Salad made from any left over scraps of food. Most commonly made when attending other peoples barbeque as an offering, though can be made for ones self with the contents of an almost bare fridge.
Hey we have nothing to take to Barry's BBQ tonight. That's OK, I'll make a scrap salad.
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Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
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