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Salted Cucumber

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Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016


salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018


salt barer

Someone who has taken in so much salt that now everywhere they go they make others salty just for a reaction that they can use against you in future arguments. An example of a well know salt barer is anyone with the name of Harry W.

"As soon as the salt barer entered the room, their next victim was ready for the salt."

by FAT ELF KID August 26, 2019


wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016


Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 8, 2018

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Demon Salt

another word for hard cocaine or another drug

aye bro need some demon salt

by Checio June 17, 2020


Salt Sock

Stuffing your cum sock into the mouth of your girlfriend during sex. Usually done without warning and ends badly.

My girlfriend wouldn’t shut up during sex so I salt socked her.

by not listening March 6, 2019