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When a woman's vagina has a 5 o'clock shadow
That woman has a shady beaver
Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that
Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.
pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
A Shady Twink is another saying for a ‘small peepee’. The origins of such a celestial term comes from infamous Instagram user: redacted when their step mother had over heard them use “Shady Twink” in a sentence, ultimately assuming such term was related to a “small p*n*s” therefore creating a new definition for “Shady Twink”.
“It’s quite unfortunate for you kyle. Seems like you’ve been diagnosed with Shady Twink energy.”
"psst Zack over there-- yeah total shady Twink right he showed a girl"
The local nickname given to the current mayor of the supposed fictional rural villa of freakytown. Some have said that his real name is Steffan Thomas, however this is still up for debate
Did you hear about the act Slut Shady passed last week, changing every day to be called freakday?! Apparently we have to stroke our thang for at least 45 minutes every day
The coolest guy and wenn he grows up he will be the greatest superstar ever.
Sometimes he is to cool 😎 and handsome for this world 🌎.
Don't mess with him bro.
Example:Shady Hussein is the greatest superstar ever.
1.To jerk your hand up in a very fast motion.
2.Used to get a persons attention.
3. Also look in the opposite direction of the person, Do the "shady wave" and hunch your back.
4. Can be done repeatedly for an extended effect.
wave
Mainly used in the town of Shenandoah PA.
Used as a verb: Wow that creep just shady waved me.
Used as a noun: Stop giving people the shady wave.