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A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"
Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"
Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
doing way more than you need to do
yeah he’s really shaving his sink with that one
An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.
It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
This move is performed during sexual intercourse, and occurs after the male ejaculates. The male aims his seamen into his hands, rubs it together into a evenly spread liquid and slaps it across his partners face.
Hey darling I've came, fancy a sticky shave?
Jennifer: I'm going shopping wanna come with me?
Julie:I would but I have to vajay-ja shave today
Jennifer:oh shit, I'mma pray for you
When you go to mow the lawn but you go out with a razor and start shaving the lawn.
an ugly girl with buck teeth and an unusual shaped head
wow look at that shaved llama! I wouldn't wanna be seen with that