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This term is mostly used when you are thinking of someone while masturbating or having really good rough sex mainly in down ward doggy position.
Him: Why are you biting your sheets you said you liked it rough?
Her: Not that rough though I'm practically chewing holes.
Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
Hooking up with someone more attractive than you. Dating someone higher class than you.
If you’re an average guy hooking up with a supermodel you really overshot your sheets.
You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.
Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.
Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!
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