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Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 22, 2021


Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.

Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?

by Grouchy Buddha March 1, 2023


Pissy Shitties

When you add coke at the movie theatre to your popcorn. It s called a pissy shitty, due to the consistency.

I make pissy shitties at the movie theatre for maximum flavor.

by Physicsclubbbb August 31, 2022


shitty mist

When you have diarrhea and have to fart at the same time.

I ate this taco from taco bell and it gave me shitty mist.

by LukeP3 February 24, 2017


Shitty-ation

Shitty situation.

This is why I don't date girls, because i always it always ends up in a shitty-ation. Bitch be trippin'.

by DyldoBaggins April 9, 2012


blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:

Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!

by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022


Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2021