This is why I don't date girls, because i always it always ends up in a shitty-ation. Bitch be trippin'.
When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.
Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!
A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour
'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'
A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.
Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"
A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.
Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"
Other man: "Nice!"
Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks
Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?