the spock shock

similar to the original shocker
except you put two in the pink
and two in the stink.

"dude that girl is going to live long and prosper, I gave her the spock shock last night. "

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Falcon Shock

to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"

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titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

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shock collar

What we need to buy for Kincaid so he will stop being a whore.

Every time Kincaid tries to hit on Maddie, we turn the shock collar to level 100.

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shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder

Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.

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Fox Shock

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an Oregon State graduate who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

She was expecting the usual finger bang, but let out a squeal when I gave her the Fox Shock.

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Shock Treatment

Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss.

My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.

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