Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.

Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''

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Defriend Shuffle

Requesting to become friends with a person on Facebook who has defriended you in the past in order to defriend them as soon as they accept your request.

I noticed Kimmy defriended me. So I waited a couple weeks, requested to be friends, and when she accepted I gave her the Defriend Shuffle.

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Chicken Shuffle

The shuffle is a shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance music. Chicken shuffle is a type of shuffle that is performed by doing the shuffle with an added chicken-like wing flap. A variation of this can be performed by doing a "running man" Chicken Shuffle which works particularly well when dancing in a crowded area and more space that you have is desired, once space is obtained you can move to the original Chicken Shuffle.

That club was so crowded I had to use the Chicken Shuffle just to get gigin' space.

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Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

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Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.

Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.

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Titty Shuffle

A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.

Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?

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shuffle muffin

When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.

"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"

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