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a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 26, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
โ€œMMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!โ€
Have a stroke of itโ€™s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on itโ€™s winky.
โ€œOooo thatโ€™s dirty!โ€
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse Iโ€™ll take you โ€™round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
โ€œI think youโ€™ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.โ€
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

by zfrantz December 3, 2009

193๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins March 4, 2006

150๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

by Ozaveli November 15, 2007

56๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Please do be quiet you tosser.

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

by Jamachine October 22, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.

by Wร˜ฤ€H August 27, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch

when someone needs to shutup the fuck up because theyโ€™re being a dumbass bitch, you would say this phrase.

โ€œMira can you shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch?โ€

by bye yeah itโ€™s me October 14, 2020

32๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž