Random
Source Code
Random
How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
12👍 5👎
Something you can tell your friend Colin to make him stop saying the same fucking joke that he has been making since he has known you.
Colin: hey Your lookin a little short today.
Andrew: bro Shut The Fuck Up Colin, I’m not even that short.
1👍 1👎
Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
71👍 5👎
Bitch shut the heck up day is a holiday on January 21st in which users change their profile picture to an image or braixen saying "bitch shut the heck up"
It's bitch shut the heck up day pls repost to spread awareness
251👍 47👎
Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?
You can shut the hell up.
I think the problem is with you.
I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
72👍 16👎
Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING
hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?
34👍 6👎
every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
3👍 1👎