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When one sleeps for excessive hours, the following day is consumed by this. Involves feeling crappy, overall laziness, and messy hair. Similar to hangover, but instead of too much alcohol, it is too much sleep.
Dude, is she hungover? She looks like crap.
No man, she slept too much last night. She's got the sleep rot.
The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit
- When you lean on your arm until you have a dead arm then masterbate so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
- A term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.
- I got bored of wanking myself off so i just do a sleeping beauty it feels better.
- Quote from the inbetweeners, 'my brother made it up!'
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A person who sleeps way too much, or sleeps in too late.
(i.e.: 3 P.M.)
Hey, John. How are you?
What the f*** man? You woke me up!
Honestly, John, you're such a sleep whore. It's 3 P.M.!
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someone who finds an immense amount of enjoyment by waking you up from a really deep sleep.
Chad- "God, Rachel sucks!"
Mike-"Why what'd she do this time?"
Chad- "I was sleeping like a log and she woke me up for no reason!"
Mike- "What a sleep terrorist..."
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The sleeping beauty is where you and your partner fall asleep with the males dick inside the female’s vagina
Hey Christian, Susie and I did the sleeping beauty last night!
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When a person is sleeping and they randomly say/yell profanities in their sleep.
Rose: "Dude, last night Chris had horrible sleep tourette's. He was laying there perfectly fine then just yelled "FUCK" for no reason and continued sleeping like it was no big deal."
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