funk smack

the act of farting or burping on your hand and slappin the hell out of someone.

Carla: All you do is sit on your ass and watch t.v. Take me out somewhere!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!

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smack a bowl

to pack and smoke a bowl of weed

dude wanna smack a bowl?

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thot smack

When You Smack A Thot

A Song That Girls Sing

"THOT SMACK THOT THOT SMACK AYEEEEE!"

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danza smack

slapping a woman in the face with a floppy penis or a rock hard erection for the purpose of degrading the woman

After I gave Leslie my brozule, I danza smacked John in the eye wqhile he was sleeping

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Koufi-Smack

To smack or slap someone across the face for having a stupid looking hat on their head, or just to smack someone in general.

Yeah, he said something stupid so I koufi-smacked that nigga.

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Honey Smack

A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.

Bob: I finally get to tap that this weekend.
Tom: Be gentle with her, dude. She's a Honey Smack.

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Naughty Smack

Also Known as "Car Bastarding"

This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.

"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"

(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)

NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())

(Then making away st speed)

SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.

This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.

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