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(noun)
A person who does not allow themselves to pursue the one they love because they are afraid of messing things up and losing them.
"I was a daisy chain smoker and it broke my heart."
Non confrontational. Someone who doesn't want the smoke.
I don't like to fight, I'm a non smoker.
A person that denies smoking meth
This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.
Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.
Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
When you get a blowjob from a prostitute.
"Damn! That hooker gave me one good smokers lip"
When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...
James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG