A high school version of Mac and cheese
Teacher: Mac and Cheese for lunch
Student: You mean Yack and sneeze
Teacher: Sure
when you go to sneeze and then lose it.
person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”
Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing
Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!
The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.
I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.
Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.