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spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway
When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
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Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.
"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"
"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"
"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."
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An absolute shithole here. All the middle schoolers here are squeaky and annoying. All the high schoolers drink and are just very immature. Thank God I graduated.
Sam: Every heard of that place called Coral Springs Charter?
Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...
Sam: It Is!
Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.
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The weekend everyone at UConn looks forward to. Some weekend in April, everyone at UConn and anyone who knows anybody at UConn comes together to drink a lot, cause a lot of trouble, and just have fun.
Thursday night- carraige apts
Friday night- celeron apts
Saturday night- x-lot
X-lot is a huge parking lot where thousands of kids pack into and just have a giant party.
1.UConn Spring Weekend this year only had 150 duis, 50 assaults, 100 drug possesions, 454564545 parking tickets, and 2 flipped cars. I'd say it was a pretty tame spring weekend!
2. Kid 1: Dude I got a cop to play beer pong with me on spring weekend!
Kid 2: We are in CT, it's called beer pong asshole!
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An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.
That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football
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kids that are extremely preppy and wealthy. many hot girls and guys. CSHHS is the high school to be. It's a public school, yet a private school
I wish I lived in Cold Spring Harbor
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