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spunk bubble in shit dust

a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)

"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust

Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust

by geoff peas October 14, 2007

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


spunk(green house 11029N)

a dumbass who likes jolie

spunk(green house 11029N): bruh i luv u jolie :/
smhatuhehe: stfu

by smonke March 7, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART July 22, 2008

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009

32πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week

I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž