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When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.
Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.
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Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.
Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.
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A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.
I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
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Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!
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When someone takes a shit while another person is showering
While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me
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When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
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Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.
Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.
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