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When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.
Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.
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When someone takes a shit while another person is showering
While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me
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Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.
Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.
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When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
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The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.
Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
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A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.
Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.
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The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
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