squeeze one out

To defecate hurriedly. Primary usage area is eastern U.S., blue collar lexicon.

Let me squeeze one out, Freddy - I'll jump on that alternator change when I'm done.

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squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

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Gold Fish Squeeze

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub

Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

Is the squeeze worth the juice?

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?

When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"

Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

Alabama squeeze box

an incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

we're going to Alabama squeeze box Emily tonight