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Stalking My Chemical Romance

Stalking 5 incredibly hot guys in an amazing band. These men are: Frank Iero , Gerard Way , Ray Toro , Bob Bryar , and Mikey Way .
They are often mistaken for an emo band, which they are not. My Chemical Romance is an amazing band that almost everyone has heard of, and most people have at least heard Dead!, Welcome To The Black Parade, Teenagers, or Famous Last Words (four of their most popular songs from their record that was released in 2006 called The Black Parade).
These men all are most likley fantastic in bed, and probably do great at french kissing.
Ray is sex in a bed with an afro.
Bob is bearded sex in a bed.
Mikey is intelligent sex in a bed.
Frank is just plain sex in a bed.
Gerard is have-an-orgasm-on-stage-during-a-song sex in a bed.

What are you doing?

Stalking My Chemical Romance, duh!

by vizka January 23, 2009

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guy that stalks kids outside of school

He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D

Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.

by pink testicles January 25, 2021


A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)

Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.

by Etch-A-Sketchy May 28, 2015


skank stalking

To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.

Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.

by Max.L May 3, 2007


nerd-stalking

When a "gamer" constantly looks to see what a particular person is playing everytime they are online

Steven: Raymond I noticed whilst online that you are always playing Zelda.

Raymond: Are you nerd-stalking me?

by Dhuntouch! November 8, 2013


hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.

girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.

by gurrrllll August 20, 2011


mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."

by zaista August 27, 2013