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If the Insane Clown Posse made electronic/dance music.
Dub step is stupid with its loping, syncopated beat and mishmash of faux gangster sounds.
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The state in which a stepparent is forced to ban or veto computers in the house because a stepchild things it's fine to post personal or false information about the stepparent on the internet or endure a nervous breakdown.
"No, I can't buy it online. We've been step-silent for months."
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The wife of one's father. Not the biological mom whom actually gave birth to the child but the one who sometimes...... not always though, provides half of the financial, emotional, and moral support for a child that is not from her loins. Such women will also provide a loving, disciplined, and stable structure for the step kids while the bio mom collects a tidy sum in child support(even for months when dad and stepmom have the child) sleeps with a plethora of different men (sometimes providing the stepchild with a new half sibling) and parties like a rock star.
I have to go spend the summer with my dad and stepmom. We can't go to Disney World though because my dad has no money cause my mom gets it all.
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A replacement baby daddy who's there to pay up for you and the kids that aren't his. Very handy.
Dayquan in my babies' new step dad! He's a real man who don't care that everyone had their turn with me <3 he looks after my bastardly out of wedlocks while I party at dah club doing me!
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Dressed very sharply or looking nice and spiffy.
Her: Jim looks really nice today
Him: He's real spiffy out here stepping on their necks
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Known by those who have to live in college dorms. To hot step is to use tricky footwork fast and in secession while navigating down a hall or in an elevator to avoid stepping in puke, blood, pee, shit, or whatever else plagues the walls and floor from (usually) shitfaced students.
To fail at conquering the hot step usually leads one to track unwanted mess into their pad.
Bill: God damn it, look what i stepped in! ...and i dragged it across the damn carpet.
Fred: You best master the hot step, 'specially on those damn weekends, son.
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Step-grandad
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!
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