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The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!
Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.
Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.
The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.
"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"
Just like Italian stew with italian ingredients, afrian stew consist of food that is typical african. However in Africa they have no food so the whole dish is a big pile of nothing.
Shit, i was so happy when my grandmother invited me over for dinner, but turns out she was serving african stew that day i left more hungry than when i arrived.
Noun. A flight attendant who thinks they can do everything and micromanages her/his fellow stews. Typically takes credit for any all heroic situations. This individual also somehow manages to complete service to all 180+ pax in one flight while according to she/he the rest of the crew jerk offer or played Wordle.
Fucking Karen is trying to be all super stew. Just wait until crew scheduling calls and she’ll mysteriously disappear when asked to extend duty time.
When a woman puts on guyliner to her man, then proceeds to fill a bathtub up with hot water so that she can give him a blowjob underwater. Best if done with My Chemical Romance playing in the background.
(At the Hot Topic)
Billy: How did your date with Jennifer go?
Bob: It went hella good, she gave me the emo stew.
Billy: Did she play MCR?
Bob: Nope, Twenty One Pilots.
Billy: Then dump that fake emo skank.