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When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.
Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.
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Often at concerts people crowd surf. This means that you a lifted/throw up above a mosh pit where people carry you to the front and are pulled down by the surcerity (plese ignore spelling). A HECK OF A LOT OF FUN!!!
went crowd surfing twice with sister at a FOB concert, and nearly got dropped.
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When two girls, (lesbians) "Double End" a potato, meaning each party takes one end of the same potato and pleasure themselves by humping each other.
"Jenna and I went potato surfing while Brad and Joey watched, it was the most wonderful experience of my life!"
"I watched a couple of girls Potato Surf in my basement, it was great."
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Recent trend found among youths of Anabaptist communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Wisconsin. Affected communities include Amish, Mennonite and Bretheren groups. It is not known whether Bruderhof and Hutterite youth are also engaging in this activity. The act itself involves the clandestine utilization of livestock, primarily cattle, for the purpose of standing, non-seated, riding. The behavior is thought to result from emulation of non-Anabaptist, i.e. "English" or "fancy people," sports such as surfing, skateboarding and snowboarding. Although not dangerous to the animals themselves, there has been a marked increase since mid-2006 in the number of unexplained "falls" by Anabaptist teenagers. In September of 2009 the CDC issued a bulletin that both notified rural healthcare professionals of the alarming trend and provided counseling guidelines.
"Hey Walter, did 'ya hear about Eli Stolzfus?"
"What naw?"
"He was cow surfing last night near New Holland but wiped out so bad that he ended up in Lancaster General."
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shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN
He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!
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sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'
"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"
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When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit
My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage
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