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A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
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Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.
Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.
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(noun) A halter-top or turtle-necked sweater that is backless and possibly side-less. Currently (as of Jan. 2017) popular in Japan.
Name comes from a tweet featuring an image of the sweater.
Man, she looked hot in that virgin killing sweater with her epic side-boob!
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A hideous article of clothing, received from relatives who don't like you. It's origins are ancient and were initiated to punish kids who wouldn't eat their spinach. The relative always had a horrifying affliction Ie: (mustached aunt) .
In recent years, the grown victims, have turned the tables, with the ugly sweater contest. the once feared object that was used to force you into submission, is now coveted party gear, that wins $ and prizes.
The word "sweater" is used loosely, as vests, turtlenecks, and various accessories are equally acceptable.
Warnings: 1. Safety first! When dressing for an ugly sweater contest, please remember to cover the thing from view, while in public. A truly hideous sweater, gets noticed, and could cause an accident. 2. Beware of bait and switch tactics. Bosses will sometimes lure innocent employees into attending dreadful office parties, by using using a sweater contest as bait. When the victim arrives, they find the so called "contest" is a ruse, and the "fabulous prizes" consist of A: unpaid overtime, labeled as "lunch with the boss" B: a desk calendar, with the dates filled in, C: a grotesque statue, made from two paperclips, an orange rubber band, and something that looks suspiciously like belly button lint. D: a stale fruitcake.
To avoid this, demand a flyer beforehand. The prizes should be listed, and the flyer MUST contain the managers signature at the bottom, or they will try to weasel out of it.
Kid:
"Oh crap! Here comes Aunt Mildred! Please help me! She has an Ugly Christmas Sweater for me, I just know it! I promise I'll be good...don't make me wear it..."
Parent:
"Watch your mouth! I'm sure it is a perfectly lovely sweater, and you will put it on immediately, so we can take our annual family photo for the newsletter. Now answer the door, and give Aunt Mildred a big hug and kiss".
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a sweater, comes in many different colors, and the neck is floppy.
has many uses, contains mystical powers.
includes:
shamwow
batman abilities
bank robbing mask
picture scenery
comedic possibilities.
*may cause the neck to itch*
Yo, check out my multi-purpose sweater, it's poppin'!
I smacked that jank with my multi-purpose sweater.
To rub the wrong way. Irritate or frustrate.
Donald Trump- you snag my sweater every single time you open your mouth.
Think Peter Pan if he wore sweaters. Like a lot of sweaters.
So imagine that Peter Pan flew down into your attic, rolled around in all your old sweaters, and then flew away again. And Captain Hook would be like “HIPSTERS RUIN EVERYTHING.”
That is a Feral Sweater Boy.
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