tap it or fap it

basically saying come it get some now or you will regret it later and have to please yourself. Usally used by a woman when a man is being to lazy to make love.

woman: come on baby~
man: after this show is done
woman: grr..tap it or fap it
man: alright alright I'm coming

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thunder-tap

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

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off tap

completely screwed up on ecstacy and/or another type of illegal stimulant drug

"damn that bitch is off tap!!"

"yeh she took 3 e's and snorted a line of coke."

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Double Tapping

Is to send a text message after already sending a first text message and not receiving a reply, usually to a member of the opposite sex that one is interested in. The double tap is often a rookie mistake that everyone makes in their life and it usually comes off reeking of desperation (which in turn puts of the recipient of the text even more).

Person A -"Why hasn't she replied yet.... Stuff it im going to send her another text."
Person B - "Dude.. NEVER try double tapping.. thats instant desperate weirdo!!"

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Tap Out

A type of clothing/athletic gear associated with MMA fighting. Typically worn by those douche bag guys you see in the club wearing a size small shirt and shoulders that wont fit through a door way. Also very popular with the lower-class uncouth roofer, paver or any other low-end profession that results in you coming home every day to your clinically retarded bimbo girlfriend in your lifted pick-up looking like you were crawing through grease trap all day.

Also close companion of other fag-wear such as affliction, ed hardy, extreme couture ect.

Dude look at that fag at the end of the bar in the Tap Out gear, him and his girlfriend look like they have the combined mental capacity of a foot...

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tap a kidney

take a piss

give me a sec, I have to go tap a kidney.

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tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

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