pop-tart stoned

when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart

Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much

tarte aux poiles

French slang for pussy -

une grosse chatte

Je lui mangerai sa tarte aux poiles

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Pop-Tart

Noun An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a pop-tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

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pop tart

purple grass

dud check out the pop tart on that cow man, he's like having a chicken out of it

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pop tart effect

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect

"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."

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tarts 'r' us

A location saturated in tarts.

My msn is just tarts 'r' us.

Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."