Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

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Tax that ass

To badly whoop somebody's ass.

He knocked out my brother last night so when I find him I'm gonna tax that ass!

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dick tax

Dick tax refers to the extra tax that should be charged on goods and services provided to someone who is a complete and total dick.

It would have been $5, but since you were such a dick, it will be a 72% increase due to dick tax.

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Black tax

The higher prices that black people have to pay for

1) goods - often due to a lack of large grocery stores, mass market discounters

2) insurance, mortages, loans

due to their ethnicity

Buffy and Biff can get a lower rate on a home mortgage than Rasheed and LaShawna due to the black tax.

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tax obesity

The size of the state that loses all recognition of Constitutional constraints, but creates policy to secure jobs from ill-gotten taxation. Without emergency Constitutional surgery, the rate of growth becomes life-threatening to both the state and the taxpayer.

The United States is undergoing a condition known as tax obesity.
Dr. Ron Paul is the only one capable to perform the liberty-saving proceedure necessary.

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rice tax

Additional cost added to a car because of shitty modifications made by ricers.

Me: I just got a new car, but it costed $500 above average prece because of the shitty spoiler on the back that I'm gonna have to remove anyway, god damn rice tax.

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luxury tax

The heating bill

"Please close the goddamn door all the way so we can keep the luxury tax down"

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