Christian author who likes ripping characters hearts out. You might not survive his books, but but it will be exciting to see you go.
I like this character, too bad Ted Dekker is going to kill him in the second half, even if he is the main character.
When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
money money money money moneyyyy
Ted Dibiase is richer than you
When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.
“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”
an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
“You’re a fed Ted.”
“You’re so fed ted.”
Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.
‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’