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I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test.
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A test popularized by LiftBigEatBig.com, The butt test is a simple method for measuring the size of the Gluteus Maximus muscles on an individual. In layman's terms, its measures how big your butt is. First, have your test subject lie on the ground, face down, preferably with their hands above their head. Load a barbell with either iron 45's, or standard size bumper plates. If the barbell rolls over their glutes without touching, that athlete is in serious trouble and needs MOAR SQUATZ immediately. If the barbell touches the glutes, that athlete will earn an acceptable score (could still use some more squats though). If the athletes glutes completely stop the barbell from rolling forward, that athlete has earned a gold star and should probably celebrate by doing some squats.
"Did you pass the butt test?" "No man, I haven't been squatting like I should be."
"That girl passed the butt test, she must be doing her squats"
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The act of uncovering your nostrils after someone blows a hardcore fart where you in turn block your nose/mouth with a blanket.
"So does it still smell like rotten eggs and day old White Castle in here? I guess I'll test the waters."
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A method of psychological evaluation. Psychologists use this test to try to examine the personality characteristics and emotional functioning of their patients. It is similar to the Rorschach inkblot test, only rather than using ink on paper, the psychologist defecates slightly, squeezes his cheeks together, and then spreads them, revealing a chaotic and roughly symmetrical "stinkblot." The psychologist questions the patient about his immediate thoughts, searching for insight about the patient's mental condition.
The Stinkblot Test is used primarily in third-world countries where ink is not readily available, but is seeing increased usage among environmentally-minded therapists in an effort to preserve resources, particularly in southern California. Its most major drawback is that it cannot be effectively performed by darker-skinned therapists.
Since the patient's condition was very complicated and difficult to understand, his therapist decided to perform a Stinkblot Test.
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When a friend is using the urinal or peeing in a stall, you yell "Earthquake Test!" and then push them forward while they are peeing.
John was trying to pee and I gave him an earthquake test. Now his pants are all wet.
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When you squeeze a lemon down a chicks back and let the juices run down to her ass crack to her vagina to see if she screams to check for STD's.
Jessie Shawn De Leon brought a crack whore home from Sherlocks to smash papas with in San Antonio Tx but before he got down to business he gave her the lemon test, the bitch screamed like a banshee and he said "BITCH!!! Get the fuck out!!!! And so she did.
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A test in college that in will some cases make or break your future if you can pass it or not. acronym for "Test of Adult Basic Education."
The tabe test is the ONLY thing standing in my way, so since i cant pass it i am now destin to a life of failure making shit money at degrading jobs the rest of my life.
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