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an Australian
"All you are is a british cowboy"
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Somebody who pushes their shopping cart on the wrong side of the aisle at Wal-Mart, creating a jam as the faster moving people have to get around one at a time.
Person 1: Hey, what's the hold up up there?
Person 2: someone's riding british, we have to go through single file!
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The words that shouldn't be words, but us brits have made them words.
Guy 1: "that girl is peng, but her friend is a sket"
Guy 2: "Dude stop using british words, they shouldn't make sense"
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All the islands which make up Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales) *plus* the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. That's right - the 'British Isles' include Ireland, much to the chagrin of the Irish!
"I'm from Dublin, you know, in the *British Isles*" !!!
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annoying people whose accents well annoy the hell out of any body, even australians, dont brush their teeth and think they were the reason hitler didnt take over the world ha!
Those british people douche bags breath makes me wanna through up ehhhhh
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an extremely over weight lesbian. most British cunts live in Illinois, and are mexican. they tend to date thirteen year old girls that llive in other states. they cheat and will eat you're food when you are not looking.
that british cunt paris ate all my food.
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Cheap $15 shoes that are sold at K mart
Poor Kid: Look at my new shoes
Me: Those are cheap. When I was buying my PSP I saw those for $15
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