callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.

girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!

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catholic church

One of many original roots of discrimination and hatred.
Fears competition that could make man sway from their god so they tell us that things are wrong or sins.
PromotesPrejudice against threats such as women, other religions pagans
HAVE killed more people than Nazi's
Set's ridiculous rules and regulations about what are right and wrong, and how to compensate for them.

1. The Catholic Church was responsible for promoting intolerance throughout history, such as in the case of:
a. Women
b. Jews
c. Muslims
d. Protestants
e. Pagans
f. Every other religion
e. Liberals
f. Gays/Lesbians
d. Abortionists
g. "Sinners"
h. Anyone not "like them" or that go against their "beliefs"

2. Catholics hold "Beliefs" I don't 'believe' what you believe. How the hell do you know anything anyways; have you talked to God? Here is an idea; believe what you want, but don't condemn, condone, or object to anything. Period. If the Catholic "God" is going to judge us, then Catholics shouldn't have to.

Note on abortion: Do you want to be the child of a rape victim? Or a 16 year old girl? Or both? Didn't think so...

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go to church

To get high, either on marijuana or other recreational drug. More specifically using such drugs whilst embracing the glory of the Lord.

"What we doin` tonight mang?"
"You know we be goin` to church dawg, aww sheeeeeuuuttt!"

"I go to church to feel the salvation of Jesus Christ"

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Church of Pohawk

The religion that considers Pohawk to be the one true pony

Male members of the The Church of Pohawk are expected to have a mane or mohawk, or wear a hat to hide their blasphemy.

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church (adjective)

The act of being very prude. (usually for religious reasons)

1. I tried to get it in with that girl last night
2. what happened?
1. she church (adjective) AF
2. i knew that was a purity ring

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Church Police

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.

Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."

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church doors

when a woman's outer labia completely conceal her inner labia and clit.

I was fuckin' this bitch last night with some church doors.

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