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A faux snow day; A day in which one is not required to commute to work, but still must work from home.
Snaux days are such a letdown.
I got so much work done during the snaux day.
A legendary God, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the first and the last andour lord and savior 😵🙌🏼 Usually speaks with powerful phrases such as "ho dawg" and says "this is not even a joke right now, six mile run dawg." He believes that we are all braddahs and sistahs fr fr 🔥🤘🏽 God prays to Brian Dai, Onions cry when they see him and Brain Dai never went through puberty, puberty went through him.
In these depressing times, we need to pray to our lord and savior Brian Dai.
This is the day you celebrate your friend named Samia.
Friend; OMG, its Samia day
Samia; thats great, now worship me peasants
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The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.
PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.
if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
The name givin to any day that is horribly wrong. This may be because of a ridiculous event, that you don't want to believe happened.
"did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!"
"yeah, today is definately joke day."
The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.
All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.