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El Salvador is a country that's obviously too much for Anthony to wrap his small penis-brain around. El Salvador rules.
Anthony ate rats for breakfast by force. He thinks Salvadorans eat like him. He is sub-par to El Salvador's flourishing condition.
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A Bastard with a son of a bitch face
He is a real cocksucking Buershano.
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Having a substacial amount of cool or awesomeness.
Wow! That new Bi-Turbo Exhaust is El-Roxor!
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1. creepy-ass mexican dude who calls you up at 2 AM and harasses you until you pay him the 20 grand you owe him for crack
ring! ring! <click> "hello?........hello?......who is this???"
"......el gato"
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home to many mexican immigrants from juarez,mexico. it's fucking hot here 24/7 and well.....it's kind of boring.
all the teenagers from el paso go to juarez on the weekend to get drunk
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a method of descreetly feeling a woman's breast at a bar by placing your hand on your hip and turning so that your elbow brushes her chest.
Chad: "Watch this, I am gonna see if this chicks tits are real."
Pedro: "What?"
Chad (doing the motion and feeling up girl): "That's why they call me el wingador!"
Pedro: "Well are they real then?"
Chad (with shit eating grin): "Affirmative!"
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What is El Paso is an absurd question.
"Who is El Paso?" is the real question.
We, the people of El Paso. El Paso is what we make it. Don't give people a reason to trash talk our city by being only the best you can be. Ask not what El Paso can do for you, but what you can do for El Paso. Stop being selfish and greedy and think about what legacy you shall leave for your grand city. You can be a traitor or a patriot. The choice is simple if you ask me.
Take pride in where you were born even if it's not perfect. Have enough pride to correct its flaws. Stop littering, stop throwing gum on the sidewalk, let people over on the freeway, stop smoking, and stop getting drunk every weekend and do something to make our city whole again.
It doesn't matter if El Paso's problems are "not your fault". It is your responsibility as a human being to leave the world a better place than you found it. Otherwise, you're nothing but a parasite. You people make me sick. What will you tell your children? That you run from the world's problems rather than confront them? You are not a patriot...you're a coward.
El Paso is what we decide it will be.
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