Random
Source Code
Random
A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!
Jared made my day during math!
Jared is a hardworking individual who values his woman and his children above all else. He enjoys watching TV and taking long naps in his free time. He never hesitates to drop the F Bomb or call you a dumbass but that's just his special way of saying that he loves and cares about you. People that know Jared know that he may or may not have a drinking problem but people that are especially close to him know that he has his reasons for tipping back a bottle the way he does. When Jared gets comfortable with someone he will let loud stinky farts fly and blame it on the cat that wasn't even on the same floor when it happened. Jared might seem like a hard ass but in his heart he is a real genuinely caring man that will always help someone who needs it.. even if it mean that he is going to have to go without. Jared can be a very curious man, but not curious enough to leave the comfort of his spot on the couch to go out and satisfy that curiosity. He secretly has a lot of pain and hurt under his tough outer shell but you would never know that unless you were living in the same house as him and he decided to vent to you after having a bit too much to drink and he was feeling extra emotional. If I'm being truly honest I would day if you have a Jared in your life you should call him up and let him know you care and that you value him as a friend because it's not every day you meet a guy as friendly and goofy as a Jared. Oh yeah.. and as stubborn. Almost forgot that one.
Jared is a great significant other and a wonderful and loving father that anyone would be blessed tremendously to have in their life.
Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.
Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
David, you’re being such a Jared.
Imma go pull a Jared.
"The most amazing guy !!" No, no. Cut the bullshit. Jared is a Fuckboy !! Cute, Charming, Good Looking etc... he has just enough to make you fall for him. And when you do, he's onto the next girl.
Person 1: "he's such a fuckboy ! 'I love you' my ass! Probably has that shit copied and pastes to the next girl."
Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.
Jared is the funniest guy alive
Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared