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Something that has never happened, a Windows user being jealous of a Mac user's ownership of a Mac
This conversation could never happen:
I Just bought a Mac
Oh man, I wish I could afford a mac instead of my crappy PC
Hah, Mac Envy
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A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.
Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.
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Combined with ramen noodles, 90% of a college freshmen's average diet.
Yo man, you got some mac and cheese? I haven't ate yet today and we gotta start drinking in an hour...
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An attempt by the member of the opposite sex (hopefully) to lure you back to their house late at night when intoxicated. often leads to dissapointment of no macaroni and cheese but full on rampant sex with the invitee (sometimes involving dairy products and other members of the house including the dog). can be abbreviated to macked for use in the past tense.
"want to come back to mine for some mac and cheese"
"i got macked last night"
"i gave her a good macking last night"
etc...
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When you put a Mac and cheese in your girls vagina and cum all over it, then eat it out.
I had the best time last night. My man did a dirty Mac on me.
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The sound a girl's sloppy wet pussy makes when it gets fingered
I woke up laying on the floor 4am after a party. My buddy was under a sheet with a girl on the couch. All I could hear is a combination of the girl moaning and mac and cheese.
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